A summary of Doctor Who


First Doctor: I can sass my way through this situation NO I CAN’T CHESTERTON HELP ME

Second Doctor: I can save the universe or I can hug Jamie it really is a tough choice

Third Doctor: SCIENCE AND AKIDIDO no brigadier I will not get off the desk

Fourth Doctor: I don’t know what’s going on I’m just making it up as I go along I promise it’s like 62% safe here have a jelly baby

Fifth Doctor: What is going on where did all these kids come from

Sixth Doctor: No Mel I do not want your carrot juice I want cake and singing what do you mean I look conspicuous

Seventh Doctor: Ace I know what’s going on in fact I’ve planned most of it but I can’t tell you until it ends in emotional turmoil for you ok I know what’s best so set fire to that building

Eighth Doctor: WHO AM I WHAT IS GOING ON WHY AM I BLEEDING WHERE- Oh look shiny

Ninth Doctor: I am sad so I will look serious and wear leather

Tenth Doctor: I am sad BUT MY HAIR IS GREAT

Eleventh Doctor: YOU GUYS LOOK AT MY BOWTIE ISN’T IT COOL WATCH ME STAND ON MY HEAD LET’S GO SOMEWHERE AWESOME AND DEADLY LIKE THE HAT MUSEUM oh god I’m so alone

Twelfth Doctor: I AM ANGRY AND SCOTTISH CLARA PAY ATTENTION TO ME

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