Doctor Who Pick Up Lines


Is that a sonic screwdriver in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
You’ve stolen both my hearts!
Would you let me be the one to open your Pandorica.
You know what they say about Time Lords with long scarves…
Come back to my place and you can call me The Master.
A cyberman couldn’t delete you from my heart.
Are you a Dalek? Cause you’ve been rolling through my mind all night.
Baby, you just gave me Torchwood.
SEXTERMINATE!!
Are you a Tardis? Cause when I look into your eyes I feel like I’m flying around the universe.
I’d like to take you out for texting and scones.
PROCREATE!!
Why don’t you come back to my place so we can have some wibbly wobbly timey wimey?
I hear you’re Allon-easy.
I won’t blink cause baby, you’re a weeping angel.
Wanna tickle my tardis?
Are you an angel? Because I haven’t blinked since I first saw your face.
You make my centurion stand at attention.
Can I stick my fish fingers in your custard?
You’re so Oodiful.
Wanna come back to my place? You can play Doctor Donna.
INSEMINATE!!

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